Einzelposting: Beilight: Biss zum Abendbrot :D

Von:    ADHD-no-Jutsu 28.08.2010 15:40 Betreff: Beilight: Biss zum Abendbrot :D [Antworten]
Urkomisch. Die meisten Twilight Verarschen auf Youtube sind arm, aber das hier ist echt gut XD Lustigerweise habe ich gerade gestern meine eigene Verarsche geschrieben. Es ist nicht mal ne Verarsche, ich lasse nur das Übernatürliche weg und das hier ist, was übrig bleibt: Bella is a superficial, self-conscious and only moderately intelligent white trash teenager. She doesn't care about her looks, neither does she give a damn about any future that doesn't involve her off-path boyfriend fucking and possibly abusing her. She has no hobbies whatsoever so she picked the worst guy in school to fall in love with because a bad adventure is better than none at all. Her mom decided to live with a new dude and that there was no place for Bella. Bella's father is a total redneck who does a mediocre job as a cop and doesn't do much more in his spare time than watch sports on TV or go fishing with his redneck... pardon, redskin buddies. And of course, always a beer in one hand! Bella's classmates are jocks who have no personality of their own to protect them from caving in under any amount of peer pressure. They are sheltered demi-suburb kids with fashion and sports brands clogging the passage between their senses and their brain. Worse however, are Bella's best friends and her boyfriend's family. Edward is an incredibly boring, unfriendly truant who won't go to school on days that he might not look good enough to stay popular. He prefers hunting with his mostly unemployed family who have nothing but inherited wealth and one man's work to pay their bills. Plus, they can't control their aggressive behavior, especially toward the weak and the female. On the other hand, there's Jakob Black and his dumb pile of redneck Native American scum. They live in their redneck huts in the woods and spend their time running through the forest, fighting among themselves, picking fights with the white trash family (Cullens) and beating their women who don't mind because they never got a chance to get to know better. When left by her boyfriend, Bella goes and tries to get laid by a bunch of motards, the same who once tried to rape her in a dark alleyway. When she chickened out on that one, she just jumped off a cliff. She's also a total skank who flirts with two guys at a time but only tolerates one of them returning the affection, telling the other one to keep trying, no stop, try harder, stop, you can do it..! And when her boyfriend finally gets his family's consent to ruin Bella's life by making her stay with him forever, just like she wanted it - as if 17-year-olds can make such decisions -, she is the happiest white trash ho in all the USA! I don't think this would make a bestseller... Shonen-Ai Realfilm! Plüschi-Shop (Handarbeit!)