Einzelposting: Die ultimative Vampirsymptome-Liste
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| Top 15 Complaints of Modern Day Vampires 15. Goth look makes it tough to tell living from the undead. 14. Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap. 13. Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs. 12. Daylight Savings Time. 11. Thanks to Anne Rice, Blade and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now EVERYONE knows your weaknesses. 10. After 45 years of Communist rule it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. 9. After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira. 8. No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around. 7. With all those crucifix-wearing Madonna clones, junior highs are suddenly off-limits. 6. No warm blood for miles around DC. 5. Exhausted from all those Calvin Klein and Rayban photo shoots. 4. No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body. 3. Buxom wenches of old have been replaced by aerobicized "hardbodies." 2. Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey. 1. Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards. nich von mir ;) |
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