Tagged D:
Autor: Klavier
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Jessica
a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
2.) Your age?
16
Legal age for fucking in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy.
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!"
3.) One of your friends?
Dominik
A sweet, charming guy that you will never forget. he is one to always be there for you in times of need, and will gladly make you laugh just to see you happy. he has an easy going nature and cares alot for the health of himself and others. he makes a perfect boyfriend and definatly knows how to make you feel special. Dominik gives the best hugs known to man, as has the most alluringly beautiful blue eyes in the world.
Ashlea: "omg renee has the best boyfreind in the world im so jealous"
jess: "yeah Dominik is so perfect *sigh*"
jess: "yeah Dominik is so perfect *sigh*"
4.) What should you be doing?
Writing A test
Short for Desk Mail
When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.
When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.
Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail
5.) Favorite color(s)?
Red , Purple, Black
->Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
->Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
...Ja... genau. oô
->
...Na immerhin das ist halbwegs..... eh... sinnvoll? oô
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black. <-Von wegen... oô
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.
2. A black person stole my car
2. A black person stole my car
6.) Birthplace?
Homburg
A hat for men, often made of felt, with a wide brim and a crease in the peak.
My grandfather wouldn't leave the house without his homburg, but hats are a little out of fashion these days.
7.) Month of your birth?
May
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"
8.) Last person you talked to?
Tanja
Tall, nordic, sturdy and steadfast.
A big, strikingly attractive amazon-like woman originating from a nordic or russian type heritage.
A big, strikingly attractive amazon-like woman originating from a nordic or russian type heritage.
I was in Sweden, and I was surprised when I really didn't see many tanja-like women around.
9. One of your Nicknames?
Klavier
German for piano, but also Rammsteins best song... (About remembering Love murder and insanity)
Ich spiel das klavier (Do I have the right gender?)
2. Dort Am Klavier Lauschte ich ihr...
2. Dort Am Klavier Lauschte ich ihr...
Tag 3 People?
lady
Trucy isn't defined yet.
-Closed-
Another word for the nail polish Kristoph Gavin uses, after he poisons it. Poisoned Ariadoney Nail Polish.
"Vera used some of the Dangerous Doney that Gavin had given her, and she nearly died!"
Dalek
Pilot of Evangelion Unit 02. Works under NERV. German. 14 years old. Resides with Major Misato and Shinji Ikari, pilot of Evengelion Unit 01. Mother commited suicide.
Da die tollen PCs in der Schule so gesponnen haben kann ich leider erst jetzt einen Abschlusskommentar dazu abgeben:
Was ein Mist! XD"
... Okay..? O.O
Awesome! Die haben sogar DEN Namen!? *wegrofl*
Ich bin der Grund warum hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia so weit verbreitet ist.
*wegflaash*
xDD